So, here’s why:
1. If you want to die earlier/get painful disease(s)
If you’re a true masochist, you will harm yourself. Shorten dat life expectancy. Do it. S M O K E.
2. If you hate your family
Smoke because of the people in your life. Hurt your loved ones. That’ll show them to leave the goddamn door open after leaving your room.
3. If you’re a misanthrope
Smoking not only harms your health, but it hurts the health of those around you (exposure to secondhand smoke increases the risk of lung cancer and heart disease in nonsmokers)
4. If you want to be depressed
Smoking cauzes stress and depression. Ohyes. Google it.
5. Smoking makes you looks cool
Nothing makes you look cooler than a cigarette. When you, a sentient being, with rationality and free will choose to slave yourself to a tobacco stick, you will reach the pinnacle of coolness. People will crowd around you. Cameras will spontaneously flash whike you walk into functions. You will look down to see a red carpet. Wow.
6. Peer pressure
Succumb to it.
7. If you want to waste money
After you’ve gotten hooked and thoroughly addicted, you’ll waste an average of PKR 30000 per year on cigarettes. So if you want to blow money start smoking. It’s more efficient than just, like, literally burning it.
8. If you’re bored
There’s a million things you can do to ward off boredom. Smoking is one of them.
9. If you don’t want to reproduce
Hello, lack of fertility
10. If you hate the government
The system doesn’t want you to smoke.
Also guys, it’s a sarcastic post. You’re welcome.