Here’s Why You Should Totally Start Smoking If You’re Still In University

So, here’s why:

1. If you want to die earlier/get painful disease(s)

If you’re a true masochist, you will harm yourself. Shorten dat life expectancy. Do it. S M O K E.


2. If you hate your family

Smoke because of the people in your life. Hurt your loved ones. That’ll show them to leave the goddamn door open after leaving your room.


3. If you’re a misanthrope

Smoking not only harms your health, but it hurts the health of those around you (exposure to secondhand smoke increases the risk of lung cancer and heart disease in nonsmokers)


4. If you want to be depressed

Smoking cauzes stress and depression. Ohyes. Google it.


5. Smoking makes you looks cool

Nothing makes you look cooler than a cigarette. When you, a sentient being, with rationality and free will choose to slave yourself to a tobacco stick, you will reach the pinnacle of coolness. People will crowd around you. Cameras will spontaneously flash whike you walk into functions. You will look down to see a red carpet. Wow.

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6. Peer pressure

Succumb to it.

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7. If you want to waste money

After you’ve gotten hooked and thoroughly addicted, you’ll waste an average of PKR 30000 per year on cigarettes. So if you want to blow money start smoking. It’s more efficient than just, like, literally burning it.


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8. If you’re bored

There’s a million things you can do to ward off boredom. Smoking is one of them.


9. If you don’t want to reproduce

Hello, lack of fertility

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10. If you hate the government

The system doesn’t want you to smoke.

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Also guys, it’s a sarcastic post. You’re welcome. 


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