There are two types of poop-ers in the world. Ones who can poop just about anywhere and those who can only poop at home. The latter is quite torturous and if you’re that type of poop-er, you already know that your life can be painful sometimes. Here are some struggles you can relate to:

1. You have to go to the washroom before you leave home. 

Sab kuch khaali karlo.

2. You have to measure everything you eat depending on how fast you can get home and just poop

3. You’re very jealous of people who can just ‘go’ anywhere

4. You know you won’t ‘go’ there, but you still try.

Checking out the washroom you have to deal with is a must. You stand, look around but internally you know tumhara kuch nahin ho sakta so you leave.

5. Someone must be special if you can poop in their washroom instead of your own.

6. Any journey above an hour will make you anxious. 

Where will you go to the washroom, will you able to survive?

7. Staying the night anywhere else can be torturous.

Friend: ‘No one can go the entire day without pooping’

You: Challenge Accepted!

8. You judge people based on their washroom

You love this person, but your digestive system hates their toilet. Kis ka suno, dil ka ya bladder ka?

9. People don’t understand your pain.

‘Oho, use karlo washroom na’ 

Yeah, very easy for you to say. If you decide to use any toilet except your own, you body, bladder and entire digestive system will shut down.

10. You can go the entire day without using the washroom.

It isn’t healthy but this is just how you are

11. Your body knows when you’re heading home. 

Uss waqt jo toilet janay ki zor hoti hai, uff tauba!

12. You run to the washroom as soon as you unlock your door.

13. But once you sit on your throne, you’re beyond happy. 

So, did you relate to any of these point? Let us know in the comments sections.

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