Have you ever come across a product that makes you raise your brows and wonder out loud what in the world was the marketing team smoking? I’ve often stumbled upon such gems in East Asian supermarkets. I’ve always wondered whether the term got lost in translation or if the product was intentionally offensive. Sometimes brands capitalize on shock value, other times they just get branding very, very wrong. Whatever the case maybe, the result is amusing.
Here’s a list of unfortunate food name that are hilariously inappropriate:
* WARNING: Some of these names are even borderline offensive so if you’re easily offended you can check this instead *
Now, for the rest of you, let’s get started…
Open wide?
From the land of the leaning tower…
Bear Grylls would love this.
Take a peek into my cup.
Freshly squeezed?
For a photo finish.
For when you want your friends to do a blind test and guess.
.@TropicalSunFood – my gf loves it but says the salty aftertaste makes it hard to swallow#rudeFood pic.twitter.com/7cbIu4kSB6
— Idiotcracy (@idiotcracy) July 29, 2017
Also Edible, FYI.
Am I the only one who finds this painful? Microwave… Also, STD alert.
It’s how you use it that matters. Besides we’re all for body positivity.
Not sure which particular orifice was this candy meant for.
Speaking of orifices… Perfect when buying the aforementioned homo sausage.
would you put these on the dessert menu? ?https://t.co/9hbqMnW9wz#chocolate #rudefood pic.twitter.com/ZUuGXf8Sh2
— Kitchen Warrior (@KitchenWarrior_) January 30, 2018
Pride week all summer long.
Also available in blue-ray and DVD.
The gum from Torabora.
The politically incorrect version of Oreo in Turkey #AllCookiesmatter
When you can’t decide between seafood and drugs. Available at your local dealer’s.
Ingredients also include unicorn and pixies.
Quite a brew.
Best Muffins in town.
..at your own risk. Only with consent.
I don’t think Grandpa would approve.
A serious case of munchies. Always bought in pairs.
Ladies, now even inanimate objects are slut shamming us. Welcome to 2018! After the huge success of Hummus for Hoes we present:
I did not see that coming. Not see that coming. Natzi that coming. Nazi.
We don’t joke about rape leaves.
Khan German Dwa Khana presents, Mardana poosheeda bimari ka ilaaj. Chai ki shaan hai, bachay bachay kay pass Minaar-e-Pakistan hai.
If you’ve come across other hilariously inappropriate food items, share them with us and we’ll add to this list.